he’s back and ready for the next holiday
WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN
DECEMBER 1ST HERE WE GO
you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
No more excuses.
I will forever reblog this
It’s sort of horrifying that we all know what they’re talking about without them really saying it.. that it’s become that much of a norm in our society that we just know.
This show I watch every day thank the lord for special victim unit ))
Disneyland’s “live mermaids”, were part of the Submarine Voyage from 1965-1967. They would hold auditions at the Disneyland Hotel in Spring, as this was only a Summer job. The girls made $1.65 an hour to swim the lagoon and wave at passing guests from the rocks.
Urban legend claims that the live mermaid feature was discontinued because a girl drowned. Not true. Only one accidental death of a Cast Member has taken place at Disneyland. It happened in the attraction “America Sings”. A young lady was crushed to death by the rotating stage. Gruesome story! Google it. Anyway, the truth is high doses of chlorine had taken it’s toll on the hair and skin of the “mermaids”. In addition to the chlorine damage, girls had been complaining about the fumes from the submarines’ diesel exhaust.
whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment